Meet your 2020 Round Risen LOCKS


 

The Jackalopes(3-9) are missing the playoffs for the second time in history- something quite remarkable. The last time was in 2015. The Jackalopes were unapologetically tardy to the draft- the fantasy gods clearly did not forget. 

The Swans(4-8) are missing the playoffs for the third consecutive year. As a co-owner, I can't help but enjoy this. As the Commissioner of the SGL, I feel bad for our wayward Swan. The Swans have yet to post a winning record. They are heading towards a combined (either) 14-25 or 15-24. 

The Gamblers(3-9) have posted another losing record. This is their 4th time in their 6-year existence. Last year, the Gamblers posted their best all-time record at 8-5, and he had let the league know this was the start of a new era- WRONG. Between posting another losing record and inviting 3/12ths of the SGL to his wedding, are the Gamblers on the hot seat? 

Want to be a lock for the Round Risen?

- Don't come to the draft or be tardy

-Invite less than 4 co-owners to your wedding

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