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2026 SGL Opening Week Newsletter

2026 SGL Opening Week Newsletter Eighteen years of history, twelve franchises, and one Beaver dynasty that refuses to lose — the full 2026 SGL Season Preview is officially live. Every team gets the treatment: your 2025 recap (the good, the bad, the "how did we blow that"), your 2026 outlook, and The State of Your Program. https://canva.link/2026-sgl-opening-week-newsletter

2025 SGL Playoffs: Final 4

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After an incredible WOBO, the dust has settled, the hangovers faded, and we have four teams- all of which were in attendance! This weekend, we saw all four top-seeds upset by their opponent- a first in the 17-year history of the SGL. ​ The Hound Dogs toppled the #1 Skulls, 125.7-104.52, after getting touchdowns from nearly (Judkins) every player on their team to advance to the second round of the SGL Playoffs– the first time since 2020 and only the 4th time ever in franchise history. The Hound Dogs tied one on in celebration. The Hound Dogs have now won 3 in a row to keep their season alive, and started to earnestly get “Hound Dog Year” and “HDY” chants! This is an exciting time for the Hound Dogs. 2 more wins, and the most tortured team and the longest drought in the SGL is lifted. Can you imagine the joy? The Skulls’ year ends in tragedy, becoming the first #1 seed to be upset since the 2020 Dragons- also falling to the Hound Dogs that year. The Skulls ended up getting a monster game...

2025 Week 7 Recap | Midseason Playoff Picture | Who Let the Dogs Out?

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  Let's take a look at last week. We start off with Blaster's Hound Dogs, who continue to bust that slump  against Walter's Wizards, with a final score of 141.28 to 100.34. Are the Hound Dogs finally taking shape, or is this a flash in the pan that'll give the Hound Dogs just enough to think their team is good? With these back-to-back weeks of high performance, they've been carried by several players —Maye, Swift, McBride —and the hound dog’s grand Vision at the start of the season is coming to fruition. With back-to-back wins, the hound dogs are back in the playoff picture at the right time. Wizards have now lost two in a row as Saquon Barkley's struggles continue. The Wizards are desperate to get back in the win column, but they now find themselves in the mud for the final few playoff spots. With seven weeks left, anything can happen, but League sources have said that the Wizards are in the market for a big deal. We'll keep a close eye on this. Further, se...

Road to 2023 SGL Cup Playoffs

  Road to 2023 SGL Cup Playoffs It's the most wonderful time of the year! The weather is getting colder, Christmas is coming up, and the 2023 SGL Playoffs are right around the corner- I can almost taste the car bombs! The Monday night drama leaves a few teams with an easier path and several with a path that isn’t impossible! Let’s take a look: Grant's Gamblers (6-7) Proj: 110.2 Vs Norwich City Dragons (5-8) Proj: 103.1 Grant’s Gamblers: Win Clinch Lose In with a Bulldog loss OR Jackalope loss Norwich City Dragons Win Must win and either Jackalope OR Gambler loss Would also need to outscore Jackalope by 74 Would also need to outscore Gambler by 62 Lose Eliminated Jack’s Mint Juleps* (7-6) Proj: 120.1 Vs Jaycee’s Jackalopes (6-7) Proj: 112.0 Jaycee’s Jackalopes: Win Clinch Lose In with a Gambler loss OR Bulldog loss Sobey’s Snappin’ Peas (8-5) Proj: 116.2 Vs CDMX Bulldogs (6-7) Proj 103.5 CDMX Bulldogs: Win Must win and a Jackalope OR Gambler loss Lose Eliminated Fire Ants(8-5) P...

Opinion: SGL Cup Defending Champion, Skulls

Opinion: A Champions Cheers to the Playoffs Submitted by Stull’s Skulls, defending SGL Cup Champion We have ourselves a pretty large trophy in the SGL I mean the thing fits a whole bowl of cereal, better part of a six pack of Busch Light and wood siding capable of fitting 24 years worth of champions. No weight be heavier than carrying it into a new season in the quest of a back to back. Sure, sure, sure I was third in PF and had to run into the largest PA but the Skulls had just a good of chance of makin the playoffs as the Broncos, whom I bought way too much into and did too little too late to make moves to get in the playoffs but heres to the franchises that did make the playoffs. Wizards. Your endless shit talk wasn’t the only thing to hurt teams this season, your QB1 overall did a pretty damn good job too. Way to get your money back on the season hopefully you can use it to buy some thicker steaks. Swans. Look how far you’ve come Swan from a two time Round Risen participant to a se...

2022 SGL Cup Playoffs: Round 1

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The weather is getting colder, Christmas is coming up, and the 2022 SGL Cup Playoffs are officially here. We have some teams familiar with playing football late into December and some trying to make this more of a holiday tradition! Let's take a look at the 8-maids-a-milking and see which 4 might come up sour.  1.  Walter's Wizards (9-5) Proj: 126.2 vs 8. CDMX Bulldogs (7-7) Proj: 123.1 Congratulations to Walter's Wizards for securing the 1 seed in the 2022 SGL Cup Playoffs. The Wizards went on quite the hot streak to end the season, winning 4/5 and only posting less than 121 once. This is the second time in franchise history- '13; in '13, the Wizards defeated Grant's Gamblers in a way too close, 122-121. The Wizards have faced the Bulldogs 3x, actually, and are (2-1) against them in the playoffs. Most famously, this is a rematch of the 2015 SGL Cup Championship, where the Wizards defeated Juan In A Million 152-94. T...

2022 SGL Season- (late)Midterm Report Cards

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Week 10 is over. There are 4 weeks left in the season. There have been some shocking moves and unfortunate losses- as there are with every fantasy season. Let's walk through each team and see what moves and gambles worked and which didn't and where they're likely to finish now. Sobey's Snappin' Peas (2-7) - grade? F (2%) Last year's darling team was a favorite coming out of the draft. He walked away with what was widely considered the 1.01 with Jonathan Taylor($76), then surrounded him with Leonard Fournette ($43) and Najee Harris. Jonathan Taylor has not had a game above 16 points since week 1. JT has had only 3 double-digits.  Najee Harris($55) was BENCHED last week. There are some scary correlations between Najee to Trent Richardson online. Najee has yet to have 14 points in a single week.                                         Jaycee's Jackalopes (4-6) ...